Saturday, July 19, 2003
1. When was the last time you cheated?
On a lover? Too complicated a story. And most of my slight readership already knows it.
2. When was the last time you stole?
I don't know, a long time ago. I am not really a stealing person. The current hell which I like to call a job has inspired the desire to STEAL and TRASH things all the time, though, so it's only a matter of time.
3. When was the last time you lied?
Oh, to my BOSS or something boring like that. No, I do remember. It was something about SEX one of my appalling co-workers asked me.
4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another's property?
Generally, I only really vanadalise my own property, I only have TERRIBLE UNFULFILLED URGES to destroy other people's things.
5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?
See question 1.
¶ 8:31 PM
Sunday, July 13, 2003
Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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